To celebrate completing my 48th revolution around the sun, I had to geek out and figure out how old I’d be on the other planets in our solar system.
|Mercury||199 years (I would be both dead and sunburned to a crisp!)|
|Venus||78 years (enjoying my senior discount!)|
|Mars||25 years (old enough to drink!)|
|Jupiter||4 years (ready for kindergarten!)|
|Saturn||18 months (just starting to speak!)|
|Uranus||7 months (almost ready to crawl!)|
|Neptune||15 weeks (I can roll over; do not leave me unattended on a bed!)|
|Pluto*||10 weeks (starting to recognize faces!)|
*Let’s not debate whether or not Pluto is a planet; I could’ve just as easily used Ceres or Eris.
Overall, however, I think I’m happy to be 48!